Monday, July 14, 2014

Screwed up bible verse of the day

Screwed up bible verses


I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, and they will eat one another’s flesh because their enemies will press the siege so hard against them to destroy them. 
- Jeremiah 19:9 (NIV)

!CONTEXT! 

This is Jehovah (god) being quoted by Jeremiah the prophet. This is what god is going to do to Topheth, a city in Jerusalem, for worshiping the Canaanite pantheon.

Many Christians think this is a just punishment because one of the worship rituals of the ancient Canaanites was child sacrifice, which was common among our ignorant and superstitious ancestors. They thought that by sacrificing what they held most precious (their children) they could bribe a god to help them grow crops, win a battle, survive a drought or storm or whatever natural disasters they were worried about. I shutters to think how many children, goats, birds, and sheep would have been spared by a Doppler radar.

Why did everyone back then think a god would be made happy by the spilling of blood? I mean If I just created the universe with all the majestic galaxies and stars and planets and complicated organisms... WTF would I want with their blood? This is simple barbaric superstitious nonsense. I am appalled that anything, human or animal, was hurt for such ridiculousness.

Even considering the atrocities they committed, how is gods punishment of forced cannibalism just? This isn't justice.  At best it seems like disgust and revenge, at worst pure jealousy.

They have built the high places of Baal to burn their children in the fire as offerings to Baal—something I did not command or mention, nor did it enter my mind. " - Jeremiah 19:5

 Wait, what did god not command? Perhaps he is talking about worshiping other gods because clearly he can't mean child sacrifice.

We all know the story of Abraham and Issac from Genesis 22, where god commanded Abraham to sacrifice Issac as a burnt offering... The last second god stopped Abraham from following through with the abhorrent human sacrifice and instead gave him an innocent animal to conflagrate.

However, Jephthah's daughter was not so lucky. Judges 11 tells a story about a war between the Ammonites and Israel. Jephthah made a deal with god in order to get victory in battle.

Jephthah made a vow to the Lord: 'If you give the Ammonites into my hands, whatever comes out of the door of my house to meet me when I return in triumph from the Ammonites will be the Lord’s, and I will sacrifice it as a burnt offering. '" - Judges 11:30-31

Ok, it doesn't take omniscience to figure out that the thing greeting you out of your front door when you return home is going to be human and most likely a family member. But all-knowing god accepted Jephthah bargain none the less. And all-loving god accepted Jephthah's burnt sacrifice after he returned victorious and met his daughter at his front door.

...nor did it enter my mind. " - Jeremiah 19:5

That's one hell of a memory.

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Defense Against the Dark Arts: The Teleological Argument

The Teleological Argument
(William Paley)



     The teleological argument, much like the cosmological argument, takes many forms but they all deal with the idea of design in the natural world. The design argument we will be examining today is the Watchmaker Analogy put forth by William Paley, an English clergyman, around the late 1700's in his work "Natural Theology".

     Here it is in Paley's words:

     "In crossing a heath, suppose I pitched my foot against a stone, and were asked how the stone came to be there; I might possibly answer, that, for anything I knew to the contrary, it had lain there forever: nor would it perhaps be very easy to show the absurdity of this answer. But suppose I had found a watch upon the ground, and it should be inquired how the watch happened to be in that place; I should hardly think of the answer I had before given, that for anything I knew, the watch might have always been there."

     "Every indication of contrivance, every manifestation of design, which existed in the watch, exists in the works of nature; with the difference, on the side of nature, of being greater or more, and that in a degree which exceeds all computation."

     "Upon the whole; after all the schemes and struggles of a reluctant philosophy, the necessary resort is to a Deity. The marks of design are too strong to be gotten over. Design must have had a designer. That designer must have been a person. That person is GOD."

     Here is the argument broken down:

1: Watches are designed by humans.
2: Watches are ordered and complex.
3: The natural world is also ordered, complex, and seems to look designed.
4: By analogy the natural world is similar to a watch so the causes must be the same.
5: The natural world must have been designed.
6: Therefore a designer of natural world exists.
7: That designer is god.

     If you have heard or seen any of the "intelligent design" propaganda you have a sense of what this argument is about. Now you know why they fight so hard to have their ideas taken seriously. If they can teach children that nature was designed it is a small step to convince them that the designer exists. Their religious motives lay bare. 

However there are some very crippling problems with this type of argument.

Problem 1: Contradiction
     
     The argument first assumes that a watch is different from a stone, which is naturally occurring, and that naturally occurring things are uncomplicated and random. It then says that since the natural world is so beautiful, complex, and ordered it too must have a designer. Thus, the argument gives nature two incompatible qualities. It is saying nature is random, uncomplicated, and common while at the same time beautiful, complex, and ordered.

Problem 2:  How did you tell the watch was designed?

     To a creationist god made everything. Everything is designed. There are no non-designed objects for us to experience. So how can the creationist look at both a watch and a stone, both of which were designed by god, and conclude that the watch was designed but the stone was not? They cannot. Truth is we infer design by comparing it with nature. If everything is designed then we have no frame of reference. 

                   (Widmanstatten pattern in meteorite rock)                  (Pocket watch)

Problem 3: Infinite regress

     If we are to draw a similarity between a watch and the universe lets follow through. Watches indeed have watch makers. Watchmakers have fathers. The fathers of watchmakers had fathers themselves... and on and on ad infinitum. Any god that is capable of making a clockwork universe such as our own must himself be incredibly complex and ordered and that functional complexity and order would suggest that god was himself designed. From this we could infer a super-god who designed the god of our universe... I hope everyone see's the futility of this form of thinking.

Problem 4: The blind watchmaker

           "Paley's argument is made with passionate sincerity and is informed by the best biological scholarship of the day, but it is wrong, gloriously and utterly wrong. The analogy between telescope and eye, between watch and living organism, is false. All appearances to the contrary, the only watchmaker in nature is the blind force of physics, albeit deplored in a special way. A true watchmaker has foresight: he designs his cogs and springs, and plans their interconnections, with a future purpose in his mind's eye. Natural selection, the blind unconscious, automatic process which Darwin discovered, and which we now know is the explanation for the existence and apparently purposeful form of all life, has no purpose in mind. It has no mind and no mind's eye. It does not plan for the future. It has no vision, no foresight, no sight at all. If it can be said to play the role of watchmaker in nature, it is the blind watchmaker." - Richard Dawkins 'The Blind Watchmaker'

Problem 5: Does a designer have to answer for the flaws in his design?

     If we admit the universe and everything in it was designed, we must also admit that the problems and evils that exist were designed by the same. Think of the intricate fitting of means to ends that allow cancer to so perfectly infect the body, the unparalleled complexity in the cancers genetic code that allows the cancerous cells to reproduce, and the seemingly unstoppable way cancer takes the life of it's host. If all the beauty and order in nature gives credit to the creator and his benevolence the evil and chaos in nature dirties the creators character to a point where his best moral excuse is that he did not exist.  

Problem 6:  Which god?

     Seems this problem will pop up for every argument. This argument, if it were in the least bit successful, would point toward an ambiguous deity. Perhaps one who died during the creation or one who doesn't care whatsoever about the affairs of men... not to mention every creator deity human beings have invented fits the god of this argument.



In conclusion this entire line of thought is predicated on a lack of imagination. It is one big 
argument from incredulity fallacy. I don't know how this could have happened naturally therefore it was designed. A bit of humility and a dash or curiosity would serve humanity far batter than this teleological thinking.

Once again, Thank you for reading. Any comments, questions, or corrections are welcomed.
-Adam